The Left Has Data. The Right is Pulling Strings.

A week’s assessment…

The Right:

The birth certificate stuff is like SO last year.

“D’OH bama”? C’mon now. Really?

When will everyone get the hint that really bad things happen when kids have access to guns?

Like you have NEVER a seen a “website under construction” pop-up in your lifetime.

I dare say the master’s of spin were birthed from the current administration.

And you haven’t done the happy dance?

Obamessiah? Now that’s just blasphemous.

The Left:

Let’s talk about the issues.

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The Right has found their most canny way to support their candidate- smear the heck out of Obama’s name and character.

The Left has found their most canny way to support their candidate- show that McCain doesn’t have many friends online or offline.

As we get close to the election, much of the Right and Left attacks will get old. The American people will want to know the real juice about what each candidate is going to do when he is elected president. The question of whether Obama is a muslim terrorist hiding in Hussein brand sheep’s clothing as he fist bumps with Iraqi insurgents will dwindle. The question of whether McCain will really go insane as he ages in office faster than humanly possible and signs a law instating 100 years of Iraq will dwindle, as well.

My assessment of the conservative and liberal blogosphere is that the Right is hella happy about their candidate and the Left wishes they could’ve got a better guy- but, for loyalty’s sake, they gotta support him.