Predators love social networks.

I agree with Our Common Ground that social media can be dangerous for children, especially in regards to social networking websites. Luckily, there are some for kids. But, as for the more popular ones, child predators are salivating at the very existence of these public profiles. These youngsters are posing in pictures with pouty lips and exposed bodies. And, who can blame them? Young starlets and hunks glamorize it. It’s that sense of celebrity. Our shitty society. It’s a damn shame. We’ve got babies on the WORLD wide web on the computer screens of sick-o’s. Where are the parents? Don’t worry, some of them are too worried about keeping their own profiles up-to-par rather than paying attention to their kids. And who really pays attention to their kids these days? Kids, schmidz. That’s what the T.V.’s are for. Duh!

Stop right now. Breeze through some Facebook and Myspace profiles.

You see. Everyone wants to be America’s Top Model, and with social networking sites you can have a taste of instant semi- micro- celebrity. Even if you’re underage.

You wanna be on Top?! Na na na na na. Na na na na. ß insert theme music here.

Are you over 18? Has a 13 year-old ever tried to “friend” you on Myspace.com? Has a high schooler on Facebook.com sent you note that read: Nice pic. Did you not shudder a bit? Well, if you didn’t you should be member of the S.i.c Fux group, and you definitely need to seek help immediately. Hell, see if there are some Meetups in your area on this subject. Please do not hesitate. Get Help. Act now!

If you haven’t seen To Catch a Predator. You just might not get it.