My Best Friend, My Yahoo!

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. I really do love my Yahoo! account. Don’t get me wrong. I like Google, too, but I really like Yahoo! – My Yahoo!

You see me and My Yahoo! have a relationship. We are like best friends. She supplies my informational diet – she feeds me and I feed her. My Yahoo! is a fashionista, indeed. Right now, she is dressed in pink and I’ve made sure that she is outfitted in the latest in RSS apparrel. Oh and she’s just so smart! She knows everything from world news to entertainment. She’s definitely in the “in crowd” because she’s a hella’ name dropper. I mean, I don’t know of anyone, or anything, she doesn’t know. Take that, geniuses! It doesn’t get any better than this. I mean, everyone longs for that friend who gets along with everyone, and I’ve found her. I’ve introduced to her to many people, and of course everyone wants or has a piece of my new best friend, but that’s okay because she feeds them different stuff anyway! (snap snap)

I really don’t mean to brag, but My Yahoo! is really classy. There’s nothing generic about her. We both know there is competition out there, yet her console is incomparable. Sure she’d be more of a beauty on a wide screen HD glossy monitor, but with today’s economy, who can afford it? She’s a big girl, but I even carry her in public – on my Palm Centro, that is. What did you think I was some sick freak?